IT GETS BETTER

Earth Vaginaists, or "spelunkers" as they like to be called, have traveled farther into the warm naughty bits of our fair planet than any have traveled before!!

The nine-strong group travelled 2,080m (6,822ft) underground, passing the elusive 2,000m mark at Krubera, the world's deepest known cave.

Note: Up till now "the elusive 2,000m mark" is called "The "G" Spot" by Earth Vaginaists.

While nobody knows what the earth really feels when "spelunkers" touch and massage the insides of her mysterious passages, popular theory is, that the further down they go, the better it feels.

"Even now, we don't know whether we've reached the limit - or if it will go on. We're pretty sure we'll eventually go even lower," said Alexander Klimchouk, the veteran caver who organised the mission.

Haha! Veteran Caver! Whatever you want to call it pal!

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