Monday, June 06, 2005

I've loved the idea of being a smuggler

Probably since Miami Vice was a #1 hit teevee show.

However, sometimes, real smugglers are not exactly the type that are glorified by the media.
Such as this little vixen.

The key quote from the story...

While examining the 43-year-old woman's bags on Friday, officials reportedly heard "flipping noises from the vicinity of her waist".


Okay, lemme just say again in quotes (cause sometimes you just gotta quote)

"FLIPPING NOISES??!!??"

Maybe, if you fjordwatchers are lucky...I mean really, really fucking lucky, I'll write the 1st hand account of the fellow trapped in a 15 hour trans-oceanic flight, stuck next to the woman who for the entire time, was making "flipping noises" from the vicinity of her waist.

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And for those of you keeping track out there, once again, my stats for the Eastern Conference Finals, Game 7
M:6 T:2 N:8 C:10 ML:4 R:1 D:$19.23 FSR:3 DG:0

1 comment:

RICANDOLL said...

DT, you are wonderful. Thanks to you, I'll be hearing flipping noises all night long.