Happy Universe Day!!!

So lemme as you, "What'd you get for Universe Day?"

Me, like usual, got a Big Cup of Shut the Fuck Up. Good thing I got this on-line blog-deal-i-o. You might be able to grab my tongue with a clamp, pull it out of my mouth and slice it off with a nice sharp x-acto blade, and throw it in the bedpan - leaving something along the lines of something you'd see in a fear factor eating-gross-off. But I still got my fingers. Take them too? No prob - got's my nose! Slice that off? I'll figure out how to use these toes, they call 'em "appendages" and "digits" just like fingers. Know what I'm sayin'? I'm ON-LINE MOTHAFUCKA'! Can't stop the bum rush.

Which, is (the bum's rush) what I got's a heaping (rotting fish guts-eating-gross-off) plateful of this week. Holy Google Search for "seething rage at everything."

Perhaps it would be better if I told these ambiguous ramblings in the form of a story. Go here, read the story. For those of you with no fingers, I'll paraphrase (with some cutting and pasting)

the researchers believe humans simply would not have had the hunting technologies to take out so many large creatures.

"There is not a single stone-spearpoint in Australia until, at the very earliest, about 15,000 years ago - long after anyone thinks the megafauna went extinct," co-author Dr Stephen Wroe, from the University of Sydney, told the BBC News website.

"You try taking out a two-to-three-ton wombat with a pointy stick."

This week was a three ton wombat, and I was a lightly-muscled humanid with a pointy stick.

Anyways, all this pratter aside, "What'd you get the Universe for Universe Day?" Unlike usual - where I place a poorly worded message on the Universe's answering machine 'cause the Universe is out doing something special for Universe Day, I got the Universe a card. It was one of those blank ones, with a black and white photo of something photogenic from Paris or Italy or somesuch far-off place. On the inside I had written in small block printing,

"If you had a Native American Indian name, it would be Shitting Bull."


Oh - before I forget, my stats for the Eastern Conference Finals last night:
P:6 M:1 F:67 C:15 DG:1 T:20 S:1 W:1 DRH:1 PAH:1
Obviously, with the kind of week I just had, and I pull out a night like this, I'm workin' towards the MVP.
Hope you are too.

Happy Friday