Friday, June 17, 2005

It's Friday!!

And it's like having one of those substitute teachers...only one of those substitute teachers that you really like, and for some reason, you learn like, way more than you did from the last 6 months of teaching from a regular teacher.

So, what have we learned this week?

1)You are only as strong as the number of days you can call in sick for "Mental Health."
2)Friends are worth being inconvenienced by. And sometimes while being inconvenienced by them, they'll have inside info that'll be worth all the trouble. Like a fortune's worth.
3)Don't walk into any situation without knowing exactly how much it's worth (in dollars) to you...because, it'll probly be that someone wants way more money (or compensation) than it's worth.
4)Don't ever discount the musical qualities of your friend's band. In a couple of years, they might be really good. And even if, (or if not) they still might be a really good friend.
5)Mother nature has a lot of cards up her sleeve.
6)A good, (or even serviceable) haircut will make you feel more confident.
7)A birthday pie in hand is worth two in the bush.
8)No matter what your deal is, the Clash are a band that'll make things better.
9)Coffee is probably the best invention ever. What other beverage do you know of, is made from beans? ...Cola? Fuck off.
10)cleanliness might not exactly be next to godliness (depending on your god/gods/goddesses) but it helps in getting laid.
11)Fjordian link-fests don't build our reader-base, no matter how cool the links.
12)More mail gets sent to you than you will ever read.
13)Playing guitar is not like killing a man.
14) - What the fuck, you really want more??? You've had your eyes open for the last 5 days- didn't you get anything out of it??? Maybe you'd like to share with the fucking class!??

Happy Friday.

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