Tragedy Stikes New York Once Again!
ladies and gentlemen...it pains me deeply to tell you, (gads, the horror, the suffering...the HUMANITY MAN, THE HUMANITY!!!) that the giant popsicle has melted.
NEW YORK - An attempt to erect the world's largest popsicle in a city square ended with a scene straight out of a disaster film — but much stickier.
The 25-foot-tall, 17 1/2-ton treat of frozen Snapple juice melted faster than expected Tuesday, flooding Union Square in downtown Manhattan with kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid that sent pedestrians scurrying for higher ground.
"What was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming," Stuart Claxton of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News. "It was quite a lot of fluid. On a hot day like this, you have to move fast."
So in summation...
The erection attempt was called off as the kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid just kept on coming! It was very sticky, and sent pedestrians scurrying for high ground.
I expect to see more events like this in the near future designed purely for my personal enjoyment!
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Hmmm...This article is strangely calming on a subconscious level..
Yes, I can see big things happening here! (Or, not happening.) Anyway, let's just be glad nobody was hurt.
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