You, are not unlucky! You've got access to a compooter! You've got enough cash on hand to pay for internet access! You've got the skill of reading! And you've got the mental capacity to appreciate something good when you understand it! Which is why you're reading this right now. (Of course, I'm probly wrong on 5 or six of those, but hear me out!)
Look - you probably don't have elephantitis. (oohh, um, not exactly, quite work safe, but it's doubtful a "being fired for looking at porn" case could be made of it...)Which would be a great way of explaining why you are lucky. However, for those readers out there who are inflicted with this horrible (and mind-numbingly disgusting affliction) there is good news. News good enough to think, "Gjoddamn, I just might be lucky after all!"
Apparently, there's a way to cure it!
Hopefully, (if you're carrying around your hideously humungus testicles and/or breasts, you have access to modern medicine, otherwise, you're once again cursing us, and your luck.)
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Hmm...what's river blindness?
Anyway, DT, nice to see you're still posting Fjord medical breakthroughs! Good job!
If "River Blindness" ain't a smokin' hot punk/zydaco outfit from the Delta (or other towns on the mighty Mississip) then someone's not trying hard enough.
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