today's word of the week is:

senescence: the state of being or growing old.

used properly in a sentence:

The dinner hall at the retirement home was brimming with senescence.


used improperly in a sentence:

i was writing down a phone number but then my NEW pen locked up and went into senescence so i was unable to call her and we never performed coitus.

used as a salad dressing:

waitress: "what kind of dressing would you like on your salad?" Me: "Senescence"

used at the wrong time:

2am - lights go up at the bar -
"whoa - you're 38! i had no idea you were such a senescent creature - get out of my youthful existence you fucking fossil!"

used as a name/proper noun:

"Senescence, get over hear right now! My turkey sandwich isn't going to make itself. I rue the day you were ever born, Senescence" Senescence: "Screw you Dad! As each day goes by you become more senescent"

used as a healing ointment:
"Nice ball rash, John. You should put some Senescence on that! ....by Mennen!"

that's all for now - get ready for next week's word.