Great news everybody

I know you prolly are all thinking, "What is this great news the mindfuck is hanging over our heads. We already know it's Friday. Cheeseburgers have been around for like a hundred years, and Hitler is still dead. What else could there be?" But guess what? Brett Butler is making a triumphant return to television. If you are all like me, life just hasn't been the same since Brett lost her battle with the bottle, and they cancelled Grace Under Fire. Be sad no more people. She will have her own show on Comedy Central. I know she won't have the comedic stylings of Dave Thomas to help her out, but I think she can still make the masses smile. So everyone raise a nice glass of booze, and salute Brett Butler tonight. She would want you to do it. Then she'd finish your drink for you, and ask to borrow 5 bucks. What a gal!