Fuck up the scene!!!

This is a call to all my brethren:

If you happen to be some where and their happens to be a "scene" - fuck it up - i'm tired of cliques, tricks, and chicks with dicks, and homogenized pricks.

If you are at a white stripes concert and there is a hipster scene filled with only white belts, girls with backpacks, and people wearing scarves in 80 degree heat - fuck it up - wear whatever you want - bring a boombox and play your favorite Lionel Richie CD as loud as it will go.

If everyone else around you is eating mexican food - even if it was you that walked into the mexican restaurant - it's still a scene - fuck it up - come in armed with beef au jus and falafel.

If you are in an old folks home and eveybody is getting all old-ass on you - fuck it up - why do they get to fed and bathed by others? - move in with eight of your loudest and closest youthful friends.

If too many people start to fuck up too many scenes then it will become a scene - fuck it up - by eating a torta, while wearing a scarf, listening to the white stripes at a college dorm, fucker.

Fuck It UP!!!

(drinking beer does not apply to any scene as it is welcome and accepted anywhere i want to be)