Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Praise from the Praiseworthy is Better than...that Other Stuff

I've always thought of Fjord as, a lot like Project Mayhem from Fight Club - You choose the level of your involvement. Since I seem to have less of a life than anybody I know...well you finish that one off yourself.

But fresh off the East coasts triumphant return, I'm feeling like a lotto winner. And speaking of, here's my idea for when I hit the big one.

1)Order one bathtub full of chili cheese fries. 2)Order three strippers for feeding me chili cheese fries, cleaning me of chili cheese fries, and restocking the chili cheese fries. 3)Let the gluttony begin!

I've also given some thought to the interview, if the media was able to track me down. (I think it would go something like this...)
REPORTER: "Mr. Tsunami, you've just won 150 million dollars! What are you going to do next?'
TSUNAMI: "I'm going to buy a fuckton of meth, and go shopping for 48 hours straight!"
Leaving the camera so fast, that a small image of me in smoke would still be standing there, slowly disappearing.

Feel free to use either of these if you are the lucky jackpot winner, but remember, play responsibly.

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