It's been a while since I spoke about the King of all Weekdays, cause the last time, I basically ate my words. The guy showed up the next week after all the publicity he got here at Fjord, and fed me coke, speed, pot, E., whisky and tuna sandwiches until I couldn't see my hand in front of my face.
But today is goddamn, the Bestest Goodest King of All Weekdays as proclaimed by the Bible, and I'm not going to screw with a text 2000 years old!
(come to think of it, if Fjord lasts to be 2000 years old might we be the new faith?
The Distiguished Senator From North Dakota speaks...
"Members of this august body...this legislation reminds me of the parable from Q-Dog, Thursday March 3rd, 05, post five, AND HE SPOKE THUSLY...
"if I'm in the mood on Saturday for a heaping plate/glass of product that I know I can only get at "Establishment A"? What then? Spend a whole weekend longing? Wishing? Waiting? Wanting?"
We cannot, as good Americans spend a whole weekend longing, wishing, waiting or wanting! My distinguished colleagues, do not fall into the trap that Fjord warned us about at the dawn of the internet age! We cannot in good conscious vote for amendment "A" which would doom our children to a life of longing, wishing, waiting, wanting!!!!)
Wow, that'd be cool...but anyway we're getting ready for when Jesus was born from a chocolate egg laid by THE EASTER BUNNY...he, the bunny, who only speaks the language of the chicken! Then he (baby Jesus) was scooped up by the children and placed in a basket softened with grass and carried to a good steakhouse or something, cause the last thing I remember was I was eating him in front of like 400 people. It's hard to imagine Friday having that kind of lasting impact on the world, but hey...it's the King Of All Weekdays! Just like Jesus is King of all Christmas! 52 VS 1? I'm just sayin' numbers don't lie.
Oh wait, Fjord Wednesday March 5, 05 Post 6 - Q-dog...
Anyhow...happy goddamn Goodest Friday!
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