Got an email today from the services that keeps track of all the old Casa Aloha documented legal-eeze and assorted mumbo-jumbo that has stuff to do with numbers and words and concepts that I have no grasp on whatsoever. "Taxable Income?" Yeah right pal, what dimension you living in? "Gross Revenue?" What pray-tell is so gross about having any kind of revenue? Well, you get the point. Anyways, it looked something like this...
Dear Mr. Tsunami,
According to your account information, your documents are stored for one year on site, and then sent for storage for 8 years. Accordingly, 1996 and earlier has been sent to destruction.
Well, I liked the wording of this. Wouldn't it be great if you could send all of your bad years to destruction? You could be very supervillain about it...
"1993?!!? Don't even ask, why I destroyed 1993 two years ago! Muhahahahahah..."
and so forth.
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