Sorry kids, the last few days have been playing tour guide for my brother...(who operates a cyber attack website sponsored by the NSA...based out of a fortified Starbucks coffee shop somewhere in the upper North-West portion of the United States)...And...if I tell you more he'll kill me....(and he will...seriously, he'll...nevermind...)...so I won't) and I have been prevented from making any posts over the last three days. However, I think I should share with you the best line of the night, which happened to be...
"Wookie sex."
Suddenly Carrie Fischer says..."George, look, I'm not doing this kind of thing..."
A bunch of guys check the lighting and George says, "Carrie, you've just got to do this. It'll never make the final cut, but...the movie needs this kind of subtext....just make this happen and we can go home...for tonight."
Carrie sucks it up unhappily...and looks at Chewbacca with innocent eyes ('cause she's an actress) and beg's Chewey...
"Be gentle..."
We look at the happy couple as Carrie make a hapless look to George and the cinematographer, but the scene moves on...
She turns back to Chewey and suddenly the words escape her lips...
"WOW! That's a BIG COCK!"
Chewey, with surprisingly perfect english says...
"It's furred. For her added pleasure."
The lava lamp moves three large blobs...
and then...five seconds later.
Carrie Fisher says...
"It's like being fucked with a wig!!! OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE BEING FUCKED BY A WIG!!!!"
I can't confirm or deny that Carrie Fisher was there with us at the time, but, goddamn, that was a night.
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I can't even begin to explain how right both of you guys are.
I pretty much need a good exfoliation...
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