Wouldn't you like to know

I bet you would, but it's none of your business. Who knew business was so hard to spell? Look, the point is we're three hours ahead of the West Coast, ok? Three hours. That's a long time. Long enough for the East Coast branch of Fjord to know what the West Coast branch will say to this post. If you need proof, we offer this: Three hours ago, we knew we were gonna post this. That's a full 6 hours--6 HOURS!!-----before the West side was privy to the fact that the East Coast was gonna pull the ol' "Call out the West siiiiiide" routine. I mean, this is some 50 vs. Game type shit right here. Except without all the "making up" and "foundation starting." This is only gonna get worse, West Coast. Your loyalty is being called into question. From what we've heard over here, you guys have been running some serious shit re: sock cleanliness/maintenence. Yo, dudes, that shit just ain't cool, aiight? If a brother wanna turn a sock out, or mess it up for dressing like that, it's the business of the brother. Decidedly not the business of the man inside the sock, the press, the mess up in the sock, or the people between the coasts that house the sock. The thing about socks is that mostly they are made of cotton. Now cotton is a pretty cool thing. Just ask Eli Whitney. He not only was the creator of the cotton gin, but the creator of sock maintenance. He was getting whipped, and still realized that a sock could be a pretty hot thing. His ol' buddy George Washington Carver liked oiley rags. But not Whitney. He was all about the socks. Then a real carpetbagger named MacGregor came to town. What a revelation! Things have never been the same. Socks..... The real American Hero. How dare you discount them, West Coast. You must hate Abraham Lincoln, almost as much as we hate Jefferson Davis.