We here at Fjord pride ourselves in keeping you, the International Community of Devoted Fjordlings, informed of all of the crazed happenings going on in this crazy, happening world we jokingly call "Earth." We understand you don't have time in your busy, "I hope I have time to masturbate today" lives to root around, hunting for news like rats root around for food. (Although, I'll bet y'all are super cute when you root around like that) So, that being said, here it is, as promised-- Today's Top Story:
You guys remember the Jackson 5? They were a musical super group of familial proportions back in the 70's. Anyway, their singer was just a kid, like somewhere between the ages of 5 and 8. He was the youngest guy in the group. Could sing like a nightingale. And dance? Holy crap, I guess! Anyway, I think his name was Mike, or Karl- it doesn't really matter. What matters is what this guy is doing now. He's on trial cuz apparently, he fucked a bunch of kids. We here at Fjord will keep you abreast of what's going on with this "crazy happening" as the happenings, which are sure to be crazy, unfold. Stay tuned to this Fjord exclusive story!
On a more personal note. We here at Fjord would like to get to know our audience a little better. In the spirit of that, we'd like to ask you a question. That question is: What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you and approximately how long ago was it said?
There you go, Fjordbeasts! Fill that comment box. We here at Fjord dare you to......
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How do I join "the International Community of Devoted Fjordlings."
just wondering...
do I get a membership card and decoder ring??
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