While conversing with Mindfuck the other day, we began discussing the pros of living in The Matrix, as opposed to never getting "turned on." While neither one of us is particualrily geeky in that Matrix kind of way, we were both drunk and this seemed like a good drunk conversation. After a few minutes of this discussion, it became moderately clear to my booze-addled brain that Mindfuck was having none of wanting to live inside The Matrix. I broke it down like this:
Look, in The Matrix you get to have cool names like "Neo" and "Morpheus" while driving around in a cool ship called "The Nebekenezer." Out here, your name is Mindfuck and you drive a Honda Accord.
I forget what happened next, but I'll bet we ate something........
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I might be mistaken, but when you're turned on, can't you program your own fantasies within the Matrix? (Hehe, for example, couldn't you design mouths?)
Just a thought.
I guess porn comes to mind now. Damn you, Fjord guys.
10:16 PM
what if you drove a Toyota Matrix,
http://www.toyota.com/matrix/
in the matrix?...
THAT'd be odd...
You'd have to get some guy that worked in the upper levels of Toyota, ether-rag the f*ck and bring him back to the Fjordlab(tm) for an interrogation the likes of which haven't been seen since the Inquisition, to actually find out the truth.
I'd guess.
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