Listen folks, I'm a reasonable guy. I really am. I have many likes ranging from cocoa to rainbows, moonbeams to mouths. I have many interests ranging from robots to elastic, amateur porn to mouths and then back to robots. Clearly, I'm diverse. I also REALLY love the service industry. From top to bottom. I'm am excellent tipper, I always try to be nice and personable. Hell, even a little flirty if I think I can get a free side o' slaw I won't eat. Which brings me to today's dilemma. Going into a bar or restaurant on a Friday and being told, upon leaving, to have a nice weekend. I know on the surface this seems like a weird thing to get owly about. But if you really dissect it, it bears a strange sort of connotation. Right? Think about it. It's only Friday by this point. There's a whole friggin weekend up ahead, man! Is that "nice weekend" comment supposed to mean that my kind isn't welcome back in "Establishment A" until Monday? I mean, Christ's Death Rattle, what if I'm in the mood on Saturday for a heaping plate/glass of product that I know I can only get at "Establishment A"? What then? Spend a whole weekend longing? Wishing? Waiting? Wanting? Well, doesn't that just sound like a "nice weekend" - IF I'M GOING TO A FUCKING MORRISSEY WANNA-BE CONVENTION!
Anyway, Christ's Death Rattle would make a fucking awesome band name......
Shit.....fuck....I just realized it's only Thursday. This whole fucking day I've been thinking it's Friday.......sigh.......Have a nice weekend everybody!!!
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damn...does that mean i can't read your blog again until Monday?
Maybe they meant that you'd have a "better" weekend if you didn't come back until Monday, LOL.
u guys r hella funny. i like that.
Christ's Death Rattle is the sweetest band name ever!!!
"owly" is one of the greatest words written over the course of this entire blog.
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