and tired of being stressed. So, what does the East Coast Branch of Fjord do to relieve that pesky stress, my little International Community of Devoted Fjordlings (ICDF)? We head back to our hometown for a weekend of sheer debauchery!
Awww....look at you, ICDF. With your heads cocked, all cute and puppy-like, in an effort to ask "Where could the hometown of Q-Dog and Mindfuck possibly be? Surely they were forged by evil blacksmiths in the livery housed within The Gonads of Satan." Heh-heh.....SOOOOOOO FUCKING CUTE, ICDF!! So fucking cute. And yet, repugnantly inaccurate. Really, you oughtta be ashamed of your wretchedly cute selves. No, where Mindfuck and I come from is a place so diabolical, so wrought with danger, despair, pillowcased kittens, soiled linens, historical inaccuracies, bad chili recipes and expired coupons that it can only be called ---- THE MIDWEST!!!!
That's right, this week and this week only, Mindfuck and I can be found kickin' it along the shores of the central-most portion of the region right there in the shoreless middle section of the country you Earthlings call, "Ameri-world.!" More specifically, Wisconsin! HELLZ YEAH, BEE-OTCHES!! C-Street, Packer football, The Bamboo Room, The Gang, Bay Beach (GB'S Coney Island), The Body Shop---forget about it! It's on like Prom chiffon.....Perhaps there'll be another drunken post from Mindfuck and I similar to the one posted on 3/12...perhaps....
In a more serious note, Mindfuck and I will be flying back to the East Side on Sunday. That's right, we wanted to fly on the same day your "Jesus-Man" allegedly arose from the dead and went all "spooky" on your Christian asses....We'll let you know if we see him up there.....
Oh, and one more thing.....The Gonads of Satan would make a KILLER album title....OUT!
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I just want to say- as a faithful member of the ICDF, that I will miss your posts while you are gone.
Guys, have a good trip, get totally f*cked up, and then come home and write all about it. I'm sure you guys will be fucking up the Midwest all weekend, so you'll have lots to tell. (And Q, you'd better behave, or else.)
Rican
Dude my mullet awaits you like an Alabama Mother awaits her son. The piles of salt and coal arranged neatly on the banks of the river Fox have missed the sweet touch of your loins. And lets not forget the wonderfull Lady herself, with the trains and the sophmorish political scenes on top of the flat risky terrain with the trees and such. Dude don't come back mad just come back....Why wouldn't ya. Besides what else are ya doing thats so important that you can't stop by the best Mullet shop in the Midwest-Studio East-Thats where all the magic started. Remember your roots.
Daver2
jeezzus, like the west coast brach ain't tired and stressed...
now i gots to hear about vacationing...
sigh.
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