The thing that weirds me out about serial killers is they're always described, after they're caught, as being "seemingly normal." Well, fuck that! There's nothing "normal" about all the deciet they have to use to get people in the position where they can finally kill them. Nobody who's "normal" lies THAT much! What would make them "normal" is if they were straight up about their intentions from the get-go. You know, if they came up to you and were like:
"Hi, I'm Phil. I've killed about 17 people to date and I'd LOVE it if you were number 18. Here's what I have planned. First, I'm going to ether rag you. Then I'm going to hog-tie you up, place you in the trunk of my car and drive you to my house - or lair as it will probably become known upon my invariable capture. It is there, I will patiently await your return to consciousness so that I may begin to eat you. I know it may seem weird to you that I wait for you to regain consciousness to begin feasting, but sort of a little quirk of mine is I need to hear your screams, or I can't get off on any of this. Afterwards, depending on how delicious you were, I may or may not make ornamental jewelry from your remains. At least to date, that has been my established M.O. Your reaction to this non-refundable offer is the wild card. So........(soaking a rag in ether).....How 'bout it?"
To me, that would constitue "normal" behavoir.
To close, a joke to tell around the water cooler for you guys on Monday:
QUESTION: How many armed Palistinians does it take to hijack a car?
ANSWER: I'm not really sure, cuz I haven't had time to crunch the numbers, but if I had to guess, I'd say probably at least two.
Wow your co-works with that one!! You're sure to be a hit!
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Thanks for the tips, I have always wondered if there should be some sort of Integrity involved with serial killers. I try to run a clean ship, and tell it like it is. Thanks
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