Good lordy people…if it weren’t for coffee, I would have been in bed all week. Maybe I should have been...
I was having a conversation with the totem pole the other day (I’m 1/64th Blackfoot) and Elk told me that Thunderbird said that there was going to be a monumental struggle ahead, and he would need many iron men - bucks to the number of 1000. I said “I don’t have that much.” He asked, what I had on me, and I retorted, “Elk, you touched me for a hundred last week, why the hell do you think I’d give you anything more – you’re just going to blow it on hookers and meth.” He snorted steam out his nostrils, “Because of the prophecy!”
“Elk,” I said, “the only time you talk about (making quotes in the air with my fingers) “the prophecy,” is when you want to bum money from me.” Fox chimed in, “But Dario, you are the chosen one! The one who will lead us to victory in the monumental struggle!”
I pointed angrily to Fox’s face on the totem and said, “I got news for ya Foxie, the only thing chosen about me is you guys choosing to give me the grift. I came over here for some healthy Native American style spiritual well-being, and all I get are greedy animal spirits with personalities like gangsters in a noir novel.” Just then I felt a small touch on my back. I turned swiftly, and saw Raven, flying away. The damn bird had my wallet! Of course, while I was occupied with the others, he swooped down and picked my pocket. The entire totem pole erupted in laughter, directed at me.
I went to get my axe.
Happy Friday
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Ditches Suck, Gulches Suck I like Fjord's and Isthmus's. I think they go well together and Isthmus Rocks
Only fags and hags like isthmus and fjord together. If anyone is interested in the real holy grail of geographical porn, Try the Kettle. Idiots
Can we stay on topic. The post was about our Indian heritage have some F'n respect.
Are we talking dot-head or Injuns here?
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