Go on, try to guess.......Give up? Then I'll tell you. I've spent the last few days in the throes of passion, is where I've been. I was FINALLY able to attend the "Fuck Animals, Cum on Their Backs and Renounce Jesus Fesitval" in Antwerp, Germany!!!! You guys, it was great. Everything you would expect and so, so much more. I must've banged about 30 different species of animal, ranging from the exotic (I jammed a Toucan in my ass) to the non-exotic (while I fucked a common house gerbil). After I came, I realized I probably should've banged the Toucan and shoved the gerbil in my ass, but when you're as turned on as I was, you're just not thinking, you know? Oh, I also told Jesus to go to the Hell his book created while I deep-throated a crucifix. Between gulping noises I was able to blurt, "You can't spell 'crucifiction' without 'fiction'!" Folks, it was nearly the best weekend of my life.........nearly........
At any rate, I guess I needed to get that off my chest......whew! Thanks for listening....
One more thing, "Look out behind you," is a thing people say when something's about to strike you from behind and the person saying it thinks you can't possibly see that thing coming without their verbal help. THAT'S how self-centered people are.......
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