So, that rabid rat bastard, the Groundhog, saw his stoopid shadow today up in Pennsylvania, meaning (if you believe in this sort of crap) there will be six more weeks of Winter. My initial reaction to this news was this: GODAMMIT!! SHIT!! THAT SUUUUCKS!!!
See, the thing about Winter is way back in the day, our ancestors had a choice: Live year-round in the predictable and pleasant Southernmost regions, and if need be and you're just left of smart, go North for vacations and Wintery sports. I mean, that would have been just fine, right? Cuz then you'd always have the option of going North to hang with your "Wintery sport" friends, or spend your Winter just basking in the sun, as most Southernmost regionites do. But that idea simply wasn't good enough for our ancestors, was it? NOOO! They had to MOVE North and stick untold future generations of what has to be their own offspring in this climate YEAR ROUND!!! "Unacceptable," thought I......until another thought struck me.......
Had our ancestors never moved North, who would've policed the South? And if nobody had policed the South, there'd be no Black History Month to celebrate.......
So, with that, dear readers, I bid you a HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH AND LONG LIVE THE GROUNDHOG!!!!!!
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