SoRRy about the ti-po’s, there’s NOoo spell Chek in my head, and I can’t to contrRRRol cpaplital leTTers.
YoU are REAding the first blog post done WiTHout the typeWRITER/R/keyboard cOMPuter interface. I am now inside the blogger servers, and with the power of my thoughts, am composing this post. My mind iS actually pUShing electrONs around on a seRVer THOusands of milES away - which will sOOn publish thIS “writing,” and then be READ BY you. Dealing, as I am, with MY brOKen/crAShed/infected/tuRNed-off computer, and the monumenTAL importance of Fjord, I realized I was going tO have tO take a different approach, if the West CoAst BrANch was going to contInue in its cuRRent capaCITY.
PeOple used to give me cRAp about my psyCHIc pOWER, and it got unDER my skin. But now, my attitude is, “Fuck ‘Em,” If they don’t get it, nO SKIN off my teeth. A while bACk in the late 90’s, me and Q-Dog, sick to deATH of the wintery-cold that was (on it’s way to) our FORMEr HOme, decided to combine our meNTAl powers, in the psychic aTTEmpt to destROY WINTER.
Q-dog and I TOLd nearly everyone we kNEW about our plan, trying to enlist more peOple…whO would hoPEfULly use their mENTal powers in coMBInation with ours, to oppose – an ENTIRE season – from cOming into EXISTence.
Well, we oNLY had a cOUple of luke-wARM takers on the “LEND us yoUR psychIC poWERs sO we can stOP WINter moVEMent.” So basically IT wAS really JusT ME and the “Q” WHO thrEw ouRSelves into it. How dId we DO? Well, we kept teMPErAtuRes aboVe frEEZing until one day beFORE X-mas, and that YEar ended up being ONE of the wARMest DeCeMBers on recOrd. People can dOUBt, oh sUre, they can dOUBt, but it reALLy hapPENed. Of coURSe, we werEN'T aBle to stop the entIRE onset of winTeR, but daMn, YOU tRY and stop 12-biLLiOn years worth of tRaDITion with two untrAIned psycHic brains…I think we dId PrETty great stopping WinTer for damn NEAr two straIGHt MOnths!
And sO I’d alSO like to sAY, you’re reading the prODuct of one of thOSe same BRains right now…hIstOry - the first bLog post created from 100% by mental power...aNd it’s not too bad, eSPECially for thE first TRy. I mean, you try aND dO a poST with just your pSyCHIC powers…see how much you get done!
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