Saturday, February 12, 2005

Friends of Fjord??

Looking through the listings of Google and Feedster today, I was struck at the large number of mentions of fjord by people on vacation, or those offering vacations to fjords. I of course agree with the wisdom in taking a vacation in such a noble landmass, and heartily encourage anyone who may be thinking of such a trip. Then my mind wondered about those who operate the cruise ships that ply the watery channels of the fjords, and whether, if they, like me, searched the internet for mentions of their doings.

If they did, I reasoned, then chances are they may have stumbled upon our (still humble) efforts on behalf of fjords everywhere. Then I figured, that since we were promoting the exact same landmass that their commercial enterprise is based on, wouldn't we be required reading for those manning the kitchens and laundomats, bars, and day-spas onboard those massive luxury ships?

Well, I don't know. And since it's impossible for us to know if the fjord cruise industry reads Fjord, I will have to ask the question directly to our readers. "Do you work on a ship sailing fjords?" Just hit us back with a comment saying "yea" or "nay," and you can put to rest this nagging question once and for all.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I read Fjord. I'm getting pretty sick of it, but corporate makes sure we do. They give us tests at the end of the week to make sure we did.

Anonymous said...

yea

Anonymous said...

Sunset Cruise Lines - a friend of Fjord

Anonymous said...

I took a web-serching of my nayme, it came up this. What is this? Why do you doing this? What is point?

Anonymous said...

Fjords suck. I was born in Santee Gultch and gultches kick the shit out of fjords. I'm gonna start my own blog called GULTCH and list all the ways that GULTCHES KICK YOUR ASS!

Anonymous said...

you guys...what should I say. hilarious, great, amazing, keep up the good work. I'm reading, keep writing. and fuck that gultch guy...how could I be a friend of a gultch! go fjord!

Anonymous said...

yep, we read it.

Anonymous said...

can i sail my yacht into your gaping fjord? i live my life chasing fjord - swedish gash - texas t

Anonymous said...

Fjord hunting wets my pants like a Pia Zadora solo.

Anonymous said...

Fjords! I wanted whores. What the fFUcK is dis. Man!

Anonymous said...

why do we always have to talk about fjords instead of my inherent love for male buttocks and anus? do i have to start another blog

Anonymous said...

If yoou're telling me that you want a chunk of ass, you should come on a cruise with me. I'm the sailor semen that you'll be full of!

Anonymous said...

I travel fjords quite a bit, and I read Fjord religiously. You commenters are just friggin' twisted. Luckily you have nothing to do with what I enjoy about Fjord.

Anonymous said...

if i had to choose between sex and sailing fjord i would choose sex -but sailing fjord would come in a close second.

some of my friends have questionable halo skills.

Anonymous said...

Hey Calabasas Kid,
I got satchel full of hugged nuts with a side of shut the fuck up if you thing gultchs are even in the same fjord as a fjords. You better lay off the jesus juice you back sauce.

Anonymous said...

how dare you use my name in vain, tiny big man!!! i hope to god you meant it as a compliment - otherwise watch your back! (sauce)

Anonymous said...

Holy shit you rat bastards...fucking, I was just asking the guys who read Fjord, who work on cruise ships.

But thanks for the input. I was feeling like we weren't being appreciated.

Anonymous said...

quit putting rules on the commenters - i can count all of the cruise ship fjord surfers that I know on my right fingerless hand!

i love this blog and the posters and I don't have to own a cruise ship to read it and comment on the lovely writing.

Anonymous said...

me often stops to starting to thinking why there no fjords in the bible or nebraska? then i go back to eating. ribbit. ribbit burp!

Anonymous said...

now that i've retired you can bet your happy ass that i'm sure as shit that i'm going to be taking an immediate vacation to norway to dip my proverbial 'basket-balls' into the icy watery void that is known as the most beautiful fjord in the world. have fun watching the Jazz and Lakers suck this year! and flip saunders - now that you have some free time on your hands - would you like to join me on said trip to norway?

Anonymous said...

Karl - what the f*ck are you doing on a fjord site and not living in Texas playing on my team? i'm pissed off and probably the most boring player in the game. don't even bother asking what I'M doing on this site - we both know why.

Anonymous said...

basketball is so brutish and lame - it doesn't even come close to resembling the sleekness and awe-inspiring beauty of the fjord. sometimes i look really great in my movies and most other times - whoa baby all aboard the fat train - WOO WOO!

Anonymous said...

My fjord has a much bigger mouth than yours. Happy Valentine's Day, you fjord-sailing fuckers.