A homeless guy started a fire down in the subway the other night, in the hopes of keeping what has to be his damn self warm. The important thing to remember here is this is a homeless guy with hope. Anyway, the poor, dumb bastard succeeded in making a fire. It actually turned into quite the blaze, as it caught a switch and has subsequently knocked out train service on a major line. Preliminary indications are that the line could be down for - 5 years!!! To give you an idea of how major this line is, 600,000 people will have their daily morning and evening commute fucked with as a result of this homeless cat's warmth quest.
None of this, however is the best part of the story. The best part is, some of the good people of NYC are actually calling for this homeless guys head!! Can you believe that?!?!? Like, what can you do to a homeless guy? Clean him up. Get him a place to live. Get him a job. Then, have him evicted and fired? I mean, straight up, going to jail would probably be a welcome respite for this guy even, you know?
Look, folks, all I'm trying to say is rivers have mouths and that is sexy as fuck......
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