There must be something in the water today save from chlorine, deer tongue, and formaldehyde because as of this morning Los Angeles has their own ridiculous train story as well. Most people don't realize it but LA does have a public transport system - it's called the metrolink - it's above ground. Our below ground subway system stopped at like 8 stops total be cause the impatient Hollywood jackasses in fear of missing their next audition couldn't handle the traffic that building subway stops created. But I digress.
Ahh yes - the Metrolink. Somebody who owns a jeep Cherokee decided that he 'd like to kill himself today and came to the conclusion that the best way to this was to park his vehicle on the Metrolink train tracks. However, at the last second he gets cold feet or whatever and leaves but neglects to take the jeep with him. The Metrolink hits it, derails and collides with another two trains on other tracks - 9 people are killed and over 100 people are hospitalized because this chickenshit left his car on the tracks. He's still alive but one can only wonder for how long. And this is all within two miles of where I live.
If anybody out there decides to off themselves just make sure you off only yourself - the rest of us would appreciate it. More importantly - if you have a jeep and want to off yourself - give me the jeep and then do it.
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