STUFF I LIKE:
Pepperidge Farm -
I remember. They do, too. It's a very symbiotic relationship between pastry and man. I like that.
Looking at stuff -
I don't like stuff looking at me, however. Like this one time, right? I stared at the book of my choice for a SOOPA long while. The fucking thing wouldn't stop looking back so I stared it down, man. Like really stared it down, you know? I'll spare you the deets, but let's just say that by the time it was all said and done the final score was Q-Dog-1, Book O' My Choice- 0. Take that, non-human!
Miraculous occurances -
From the '69 Mets to the fact that after all this time thermoses STILL know to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot (how do they know the difference fjolks?!?! They're fucking thermoses!), life is full of pretty mind-blowing shit. Another miracle instance: Closed captioning......and pre-sliced breads......I mean, WHAT A PLANET, HUH?!?!?!?
Sleeves -
Not the ones on shirts, or the ones that cover albums, but the plastic ones that go over posters. Also, I really like the word "sleeves." Say it with me, Fjordlings......Sleeeeeeeeves.......Heh-heh.....sleeves.....
My favorite color is fudge -
Self explanatory.
30% of rules & 78% of laws -
I like laws more than rules because rules seem so maverick to me. It's as if you can make them up as you go along, you know? Laws need to be reviewed to get passed. That comforts me. Especially when you consider who's doing the reviewing of said laws. That's right, politicians. If you can't trust them, who can you trust, right? (Btw, does anyone know a guarenteed working method to treat thyroid cancer in an 80-year old man?!?!?! Cuz if G-Dubs gets to appoint 2 Supreme Court Justices, I'm officially moving to my own private Fjord where I will be labeled both Unquestioned Lord and Master and the WBC Welterweight Champion of the World....sigh.....fuck it y'all...I might just go ahead and do that anyway.)
And, finally, the last thing I like (well for the purposes of this list anyway)
COMMENTS!!!! -
I KNOW y'all are out there! Lemme hear ya! This shit's getting booooooooooring.........
These are a few of my favorite things. Which reminds me. I also like clothes made from drapes. Now, click on the comments and tell me what you like, you bastards!
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I like it when I get called out. Fuckin' YOU GOT SERVED kinda shit. Throw it on the table and let the cards fall as they may. I like idyllic tropical vacation spots, and nubile ladies. I like appropriate lighting, dogs, and clean dishes. I like a well told story as much as I like an icy-cold coctail-which, as you know, I like a lot. I think I'll have a sip of one right now! I like a well tailored suit and shoes that look good- no matter how poorly they make your feet feel. (altho a combo of the two is worth 86-billion times it's weight in gold.) And I like gold. Well, I like silver better, but gold seems to hold it's value better...which is what I'm getting at. Monetary value. I like that too, it helps when you're poor, or feeling poorly.
Yep, there's a lot of things I like.
Q, you crack me up. I like people who make M-F go by much quicker. I don't like people who talk so loudly on the phone you can hear them from 15 feet away. I hate those stupid Nextel phones where you have to hear both ends of a conversation. Really, people, I don't care that your friend is around the corner.
I like lukewarm coffee and days when the boss is away and the mice will play. I like that I get to experience the Fjordness right in my own office, every Monday through Friday!!!
i like when you catch your buddy itching his ass and then, when he thinks no one's looking, casually sniffs the logan finger.
love that, because i know he's a normal human being, as well. he's curious, but casually.
i then like calling him on it as if i'd never think of doing such a vile thing.
repeatedly. for several months thereafter. in front of his new girl he thinks may be "the one."
yeah, headslap. shutup.
I like what just happened...I was busy looking over my blog-work when the early evening concert (the local college radio station I listen too switches programming at 6 from um, rock, to a classical early evening concert. So I listened to that (I'm no hater) and suddenly it's been interrupted by Ministry's "A mind is a terrible thing to taste" How great is that!?!
I also like a good sandwich, a good ant-slaughter, well tailored clothes, and lately...the driving range.
Did I mention I'm a leo and I like dogs and long walks in the evening?
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