Where we at?

Hmmm...?

No matter what you've faced in the last couple of days - vaccination, vasectomy, vengeance, vermin, vendors, vacation, voodoo, vortexes, vulgarity, voyages, Vermont. (Man, there are a ton of great words that start with "V!" huh?) We can all kick back our heels a little bit and bask in the glory of "The Short Week!"

Let's face it, there's only three more days left to endure, then were back to "Square Party!" And that makes it, a short week.

I'm not real familiar with the boardgame called "Life." But if it doesn't have a square devoted to "party" then I don't want to ever become more familiar with it. I know Monopoly don't have a "party" square, you just get to payday, and thank your lucky stars you didn't end up on Baltic Ave, what with it's overpriced hotel (watery drinks...nothin' like my joint over at Boardwalk- you should check it out.) and all. And Chess? Fucking nothing like a party there! Battleship? C'mon! Mastermind? Gimme a Gjoddamn break.

What we have here is a failure to translate the glory of liquor and drug-addled socializing/fun with any sort of representation in a board-game. However, if you were playing "Fjord - the boardgame" you'd nearly be to the square of ultimate reward (or everlasting guilt and shame, depending on exactly how the dice fell. Either way, it'll be fun on your way to getting there.)

Thanks for playing -
AND TJHERE'S JUST THREE MORE SQUARES!