Thursday, July 07, 2005

I'm not going to mention terror in this 7/7/05 post.

With the sound of 10,000 roaring boars.
With the smell of burnt flesh and 10,000 armpits masked with varying degrees of success.
With the sight of 10,000 ravenous office secretary cows chewing their cud.
It happened again today.
"OH! The humanity! The humanity!"

You all know what I'm talking about - the destruction, the inhumanity, the terror (Gjod, sorry, I said I wasn't going to mention terror in today's post) of, THE LOCAL FOOD COURT!

Yes, the local heard-fattening eat-a-torium with which every American is familiar with. Infact, it might be the best place to observe the American population in general. It's disgusting! If you want an ad for eating something more healthy, just walk to your local food court and watch a well-overweight human strain the legs off a defenseless chair, and then consume a large hamburger, fries and soft-drink. Nrrrrgg! *shudders*

I'm quite likely to indulge myself in a deep-fried treat as anyone...but I'm active, and I have the metabolism to handle an occasional dip into the 850x the normal-recommended daily allowance of fat. However, I still do so in reasonable moderation. It seems as though some folks don't have the good sense to look in the mirror and exclaim "I'm fat as a cow! I should eat better!"

Being such an image-conscious society (as I'm being constantly reminded) don't you think people would catch on? Or are people too busy living their lives through the tabloid "pretty-people" to actually do anything about their own physical well-being? I guess I'm not in the position to say, but I think I'll stop blogging so I can have a smoke in peace.

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