At least, according my office calendar, which as we learned, is a lying piece of shit. That said, Happy Canada Day, Fjordlings (unless it's not really Canada Day)!! Get out there and celebrate our peaceful, quiet, dreadfully boring neighbor to the north (unless it's not yet time this calendar year to do so)! I'm not really sure what you do to commemorate something like Canada (lest the time not yet be nigh), but my guess would be to leave the doors of your house unlocked, don't shoot anyBODY (you can shoot anyTHING all you want, just not people) and just sit around sighing, reveling in your government-sponsored health care system, whilst thinking about your Queen. All of this, of course, is under the condition that my "how could you look me in the fucking face and just coldly lie to me like that" calendar is coming correct with me today. Just to double check, was yesterday National Moist Towelette Day?
In other news, if you're an EXTREME patriot like me (Q-Dog), you may or may not be aware that this Monday is July 4th. "Well, Q," you're probably saying, "I'm an EXTREME patriot and I don't see why I should give one half of a shit about July 4th. Enlighten me!" Well, my Patriot to the EXTREME Power friends, July 4th is the American Independance Day. It is the day EXTREME patriots like ourselves have set aside to celebrate the fact that a bunch of white, aristocratic, slave owning males didn't wanna pay their taxes......
Have a guilt-free Monday, fuckers!
(BTW, what do I gotta do to to get out of paying MY taxes?!?!? Revolt? Cuz, frankly, I'm too tired to start a TOTAL revolution. I could start a half assed one, but a half assed revolution just sounds sad to me....)
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Perhaps you'd like to join my movement, "The Lazy Idiot's Brigade."
Our mission is to get so many people to be lazy idiots, that nothing gets done. (or if it gets done, it gets done wrong) At that stage, all the do-ers and go-getters, will have to take notice, 'cause there's nobody left to boss around.
Then they'll come begging. It's the revolution, made easy.
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