That's right MOON DAY!
36 Years ago, humanids traveled through space, and made it to the Moon. In order to properly put this in perspective, let's ask the class where they went today?
Little Timmy puts his hand up.
"Yes Timmy, where'd you go today?"
"I went to the store." Timmy says looking proudly. His little bangs are soooo cute.
"Timmy, the moon is 238,856 thousand miles away! You'd have to go to the store A BILLION TIMES to travel that distance YOU LITTLE FUCK!"
"Anybody else want to share with the class?"
Little Jessica begins to cry. Little bastards just got no sense of distance.
In case your interested in what to do for Moon Day, take a look at this boingboing post it's got some great ideas. (of course they told you Moon Day was yesterday, but I'm running with the BBC as "official")
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