A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.
It's 28,000 years old, 20 cm long and 3 cm wide.
Considering that's like-umm, ice-age, I sorta wonder what the thought process was during it's creation. Like, the tribe's just back from killing a mastadon, and there's about three weeks worth of meat lying around, and Thog sees Tark whacking away at a rock with another rock.
"Whatcha doin?" Thog asks.
"Carving a rock to look like my cock!" Tark replies.
"Why?"
"To hit Jane over the head with!"
"Oh."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment