STUFF I DISLIKE:
You -
No, not you. The guy right behind you. No, no. Behind you and to the right a little bit. Yeah, him! In the yellow shirt. Hey, guy, fuck you!
Things that are pre-packaged -
I don't like the implication of that. It makes me feel like the packagers don't think I can handle the packaging myself. Hey, I'm not helpless over here!! Hopeless, sure. But helpless?!?! Get fucked, packagers!
The way the word "morsel" is always trying to be more than a nibble but less than a bite -
You know what, morsel? Get out. We're done.
The way certain guys in yellow shirts just won't listen -
Yeah, that's right, bastard! I still see you lurking back there. Deep in the shadows, long in the night. Didn't I just tell you to fuck off?!?!?!
Consuming only one-fifth of stuff -
Because one-fifth is 20%. And "20" rhymes with "plenty." That just makes sound sense, no? Like, if you are a one-quarter consumer you must be a fat fuck. A one-third consumer?!?!?!? Well, you must not know that gluttony is one of the seven deadlies. The next thing you need to wrap your mouth around is a prayer, Hoss, cuz Gjod WILL fucking kill you! I know, cuz he killed my cousin.....
People who don't comment -
Come on, you guys! Blogging is hard. Comments make blogging easier. Doesn't "easier" sound like more fun?
Well, there you have it fjolks. Another bullshit window into my empty soul. Go ahead and click that "comment" link below and tell me some bullshit about what you don't like. I promise, I'm a tremendous cyber-listener......
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4 comments:
man, i don't hate. on you. on your brother. on your girl. no one, cause i'm not a mickyfickin' hater.
take a lessom from Ja Rule. no, really listen. seriously. he's no hater either and he'll tell you about it in a mutiplatinum single to entire world loves.
but what's with that band-aid always under his eye tho? seems like folks are hatin' on him and he's just In the club, bottle full of love, so come give him some stuff if you like your browneye plump.
ja rule's totally awesome.
opps. i was under the assumption that Ja Rule, Nelly and 50 Cent metamorphalized into one in some bangin' ghetto trick like the one the Jackson Family used when they fused mike and janet.
my bad. but Ja Rule's still awesome.
CRAZY - NESS
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