Monday, July 18, 2005

HOLY JEEBUS!!!

After careful calculation, and proofreading numerical prowess...I've realized somethijng. If we even have a remarkably average day tomorrow (*ahem* from 11:33 pm PST) we'll cross the 9-thousand hit mark!

Granted we'll most likely never again live through the heady months of May, where keywords such as "wookie sex" and "huge cock" will pull such humungus traffic in our direction. But still, we're now about 2-grand worth of hits...over the months we've been operating (umm, if you took the months we've been working this, then multiply by 1000 (pretty simple mathematices really))...and we never could have done it without you! The most physically attractive of all...I mean allllll blog readers! OF ALL TIME! (God you're hot!) (I learned this from a very exclusive on-line poll! An exclusive ON-LINE-POLE!!! the results of which are only available to fellows like Q-Dog and Me...you hot motha' fuckas' you...!)

Thanks for all your help.
Your pals at the West Coast Branch of Fjord.
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3 comments:

D.T. said...

Great Point Hash! Damn, there are a lot of things I still have to learn about this "blog" thing...mebbey I should start mentioning "magnificent member," or "gaping hot juicy hole." Perhaps even something like, "alternator for 1986 Ford Tarus" could help?

6:52 PM
D.T. said...

Or "Great Leather Couch for Sale, 35 bucks OBO!"

6:53 PM
D.T. said...

Excellent point! However, since there are *ahem* four "contributing" Fjordposters, I think I'll refrain from making any statements about the one who has most often made valiant efforts in Fjord's behalf.

4:24 PM

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