Question:
Someone pays you 1-million dollars to get into the ring with Mike Tyson. Just to get into the ring! You've got the balls to accept...but once in the ring, whaddaya do?
do you
A) Run around until he takes a swing (that may be a glancing blow, or it may only be really close) and take a fall. Thereby earning the eternal title of "Wimp."
or
B) Take an actual full-bore Tyson punch - which may/would result in lost teeth, broken jaw, broken orbital socket, concussion, crushed larynx, broken arm, broken ribs/sternum, ruptured spleen/liver/tummy/intestines/lungs/heart. However, earning the eternal title of "That stupid guy who took that punch from Tyson."
Either way, it's a million dollars.
(I think I could live with being a wimp...but...)
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