I was going to comment about this yesterday - as in true Monday fashion (or I should say in better than usual Monday fashion) I found myself beat to hell by the time I got home to my little abode. But I blew it off as - just back from Vegas-having a long perfect weekend -adjusting to reality, kinda thingie, and just let it ride.
Today was more of the same. Let me begin with the morning.
I use an old Nokia phone as my alarm clock - since that's all it's good for after the Phone Co. cut me off in 01 for having a 535-buck phone bill. (Hey, after 9-11 everything changed...and calling plans got a lot better...anyways) I heard the little digital ring in the morning, grabbed the phone, and immediately hit snooze. However, I (unusually) fell back asleep with the phone in my hand. As the snooze wore off, and the alarm rang again - my hand reacted in a knee-jerk fashion, and instantaneously took the phone and plastered my forehead with it. Lemme tell ya, they built those old phones tough. Luckily my head is made mostly of skull.
The day just didn't get much better from there. Working my way home through another hellish commute, where the mark my phone-clock left on my forehead was a sign for every fuckwit to get in my way, I stopped by the store for a tall-boy. The clerk says, "Everyone today is crazy, must be a full moon." "That's what I thought." I said, "Yesterday too." She says. "I know, yesterday was crazy too - but I just thought it was me."
So, if you can't relate - good. Just keep your eyes open, cause this week, something is definitely up.
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LOL! Sorry about your forehead, DT. But, I think its a secret plot from the Nokia phone people, telling u to settle that debt. You're creative, figure out a way to retaliate, dammit!
Rican
Hiya doll - yeah, the debt's done, but it's true I still have a score to settle with the Nokia...hmmmm...ah-hah! I'll steal their gjoddamn fjords!!!
That'll learn 'em!!
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