1)Why do I have 1 fitted sheet, and 8 non fitted sheets. I'm not the kind of fella that just goes crazy for flat sheets, I'm practical, I buy in sets. Did some fitted sheets just evolve?
2)Who made such a mess in here?
3)Should I be worried about moths eating my wardrobe? Cause I saw one last night, and I couldn't quite catch 'em.
4)How come I keep around shoes I never wear?
5)Is it possible that people are aware I'm coming, and plan out new and inventive schemes to get into my way?
ANSWERS
1) Yes
2) Robots
3) Maybe
4) In case of a random string of attacks by dogs/possums/piranha/gnomes, destroy favorite shoes, at least there's something.
5) Obviously. The security tape shows the extent of the conspiracy.
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