It's starting to get to me

Dear members of the International Community of Devoted Fjordlings:

1) Happy Saturday. I hope you all are having as wonderful a day as I am.

2) Something funny is going on. And it's starting to bug me.

13 days ago, I made a big deal out of Fjord being in the 5,000 hit club. Okay, sure, compared to the bigger sites out there, it's not even a daily hit count - but fjor us, it's...well a deal. Since then we've had a massive up-surge in traffic, that's put us past the 6,000 hit mark. Why? Well, a profusion of Europeans using Google to look up "Giant Cock." (why now? I have no clue...)

A quick google of the words "giant cock" will give you a list of sites, of which Fjord is 4th!! It links to an old post I did three months ago about the year of the cock.

Now, I'm not going to get all mad at people looking for giant cocks, seeing all this text,(and no photos of giant cocks) and leaving...but FUCK! Aren't we sexy enough to have even one of those internet surfers read a couple pages of our clever linguistics? I'm also aware that the more times I write the words giant cock, the better chance we have of moving up to number three in the google ranking. I'm not saying our well-endowed staff, are threatened by this recent movement, just wondering why some of these "just passing thru looking for giant-cock" surfers can't stop for a second, and bask in the splendor of the sexiest landmass on the planet.