..and he's just going off, you know? Hands flailing wildly. Intense, contorted look on his face. This story is REALLY important to him, I can tell. And all I can think the whole time he's signing is, "Damn, this has been going on for at least two minutes. I mean, when is this fucker gonna shut up?!?!?!"
And then it hits me. I'm sorta ok with this. See, he just found out he has a curable deafness. I, however, don't want him to have the operation. Because I never want to have to say to someone, "Man, you've really changed. You used to be deaf." I think it would be pretty selfish of him to put me in that position, don't you?
Furthemore, it would save me the heartache of having to tell him that I never really learned sign language and I've never understood a single thing he's ever said to me.
I couldn't tell what he said next, but I remember I wanted a bite of his pancakes.....He always had such wonderful pancakes.......*
*(This post is to illustrate what assholes people can be to the hearing impaired. If you have a curable deafness, for the love of Foot Stools, have the operation no matter what your friends say!! Just another helpful "Fjord Fjun Fjact," from your friends at Fjord!)
FJORD - IF NOT US, THEN WHO?
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Not knowing any deaf folk - I'm here to answer, I believe everything you say. Selfish bastards!!! Just like the Selfish Narcoleptics we've encountered in the past. (that - dear readers is an inside joke)
However, I'm actually here to state, I'm pissed that nobody thought it was cool enough to comment on my Blackbeard's pirate ship post. WTF??!!??!!
As if Pirates weren't cool enough, I give you the band name "Plague of the Shipping Lanes" and nobody even thanks me??!!??
Fuck alls ya all.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At both of you. I never get enough of the Fjord Fjun Facts or cool Fjord band names.
Q, he's probably been telling you all this time to keep your f*ckin hands off his p-cakes...just a thought. Selfish bastard, you.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME Q-DOG!!! NOR ANY OF YOUR MINIONS!!!
Honest, my charming Fjordbrother, your comments section is like a poorly constructed indonesian hotel, and I...I am one, D.Tsunami.
Tusnami - Hotel:
Hotel - Tsunami.
I ain't even gonna tell you what happens next.
Still, there's this whole, "My comment section is sacred and shit" - which is fine. I'll start respecting it right after this last bitchy comment. I'm just trying to point out "The Sea Robbers!!!???" Dude-n-stuff...it might have been a cheezy link-post...but crap, I'd pay covercharge just to see what kind of band "Plauge of the Shipping Lanes" was.
Tha's all.
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