Dearest I.C.D.F.,
First of all, you are all very cute. Really. Every last one of you. Well, except for that one kid. He knows which one he is......Little bastard.....
Secondly, I would like to extend a heart-felt apology to all you precious sons-a-biatches out there. My recent posts. Waaaaaaay too fucking long lately. I know......I forgot......it's the age of short attention spans, and all......Once again, sorry about that. From here on out, ALL of my posts will contain violence, brief adult language, adult situations, nudity and a scene featuring drug use. In very terse, concise verbage.
Now if you all will excuse me, kill, fu*k, volunteering at a nursing home, look! to your left----TITS!!!, picture me getting stoned 15 minutes before writing this.
Never fuck a gift horse in the mouth,
Q-Dog
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No need to say sjorry to the ICDF.
I have all the time in the world to read your lengthy posts - especially at work. Keeps my day rolling along.
Which reminds me - when I leave work each day and walk to the lot where my car is parked (at 10th and Hennepin), I cross a square of sidewalk that's been etched with "Q-Dog + Carolyn." Who the fuck is Carolyn?
I'm not saying it's bad advice, but in Nevada, I fucked the gift whore in the mouth, and it was amazing!
LOL. As a member of the ICDF, I have to say- I love the long posts! You set the mood, you build, and we, uh..I mean you climax! (I'm not a quickie fan, you know.)
Rican
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