Q-Dog's Seis De Mayo has had it's spirit crushed by a Cinco De Mayo that can best be described as "diabolical." Cinco De Mayo pulled out all the stops, as it repeatedly opened the mouth of the young, impressionable Master Q and dumped various liquors inside. The liquors, while described at the time as "delicious" and "just what the doctor ordered," have now turned on Q, making him feel like a host of screaming monkeys broke into his domicile as he slept and had relations with his slumbering skull. We go live to the scene where reporter Ken Kevinsonjin has been granted an exclusive interview:
KEN: Q-Dog, how's your Seis De Mayo going?
Q-DOG: It sucks, fucker! It sucks like a veteran whore. You know, sandpaper-ish and lifeless.
We'll keep you posted as this story develops. In other news, while checking to make sure I was spelling "seis" right, I discovered (much to my chagrin and horror) that Trey Anastasio, that phuckhead hippie from that stink-band Phish has an album titled "Seis De Mayo." Well, phuck me runnin' y'all.......This just in: Q-dog can't have anything nice.....
Oh yeah....there's also some stuff about the British Consulate getting blown up about four blocks from where I work, but I'm not sure if I really consider that "newsworthy."
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2 comments:
yep - cinco had a way of pullin' one over on me too. As for being violated in the skull by a pack of monkeys...
that's just a disturbing (and all too real) image.
Uh-oh @the fact I am getting turned on by your monkey scenario.
I think the CDM dinner is starting to have weird after effects.
"Young Master Q"...I like the sound of that one.
LMFAO @ your "Seis De Mayo sucking like a veteran whore..." Classic.
Rican...
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