That's right, you heard me, heard me. Tired of the current list of religions out there, it's time I do something about it. I've pissed and moaned long enough. Once I officially was passed over as the next Pope, I knew I had no recourse, and now the plan is in full effect. Ready for it? Good! Cuz if you've read this far, then it's ready for you, too.......*deep breath*.........Here goes:
The religion will be called, "Get Over Dieties & Just Enjoy Sick Utter Sass," or "G.O.D. & J.E.S.U.S," for short. In this new and exciting religion, Gjod is the punchline to dirty/inappropriate jokes. Just imagine the sermons:
"And Gjod said unto thee: Yea, though it be most inaccurate to call my 10-year old daughter sexually "active," she doth move around far more than doth the ass of my 8-year old nephew."
How great is Church gonna be now, bitches?!?!??! If you're interested, get your holiest of holes down to "Our Lady of ThreeJewsWalkIntoABar," (that's right, we're all inclusive) every so often (schedule to be determined).
Come on, Fjordlings, who's drinkin' my Kool-Aid?!?!?!?
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LOL@ G.O.D. & J.E.S.U.S. I don't know about this, Q. This could start some controversy. (Is the kool-aid spiked?)
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