Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Meng, tonite I do not wanna do this...

And yet, I figger if I don't you're gonna be stuck with that last heavy post that I just can't, in good conscience leave up for a full day. So instead, I'll treat you to some mummy news I've been sitting of for a moment like this!

A mummy of an Inca girl, described as "perfect" by the archaeologists who found her in 1999, has gone on display for the first time in Argentina

discovered at a height of 6,700m (22,000ft) on Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano in north-west Argentina on the border with Chile. The mummy of la Doncella is on display in a chamber that is filled with cold air that recreates the sub-freezing conditions in which she was found.
Visitors told Argentine media they were impressed at the mummy's state of conservation.

"I'm amazed," one woman said. "You just expect her at any moment to get up and start talking."
Miguel Suarez from the Calchaquies valley tribes in and around Salta told the Associated Press news agency that the exhibit was "a great mistake"

"You'd just expect her at any moment to get up and start talking" !!??!!?? How about, at any moment to get up and start devouring SOULS!! These moronic people probably don't even have a flame thrower handy.

For Gjod's sake wake up to the fact that mummies are not scientific curiosities but the undead who are by nature, ready to feast on the humanid essence in order to empower their already powerful undead selves.

So, yeah, I'd like to second Miguel Suarez's comments and further ask, What The Fuck Are You Doing With A Perfectly Preserved Mummy!!??! Destroy the motherfuckin' thing before it destroys you and all of humanity! Gjoddang, how stupid are you dinks!???

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