It's Too Darn Hot!

I mean really! It's frikkin hot! I went down the street to the local stripmall doughnut shop for Gatoraid and Perrier, and had to jump between shadows cast from streetlight poles...to avoid being charred to a blackend cinder. I MEAN HOT!

Speaking of rising temperatures,
I saw this and wondered, who's stealing ideas from my own private fantasy world. (and no...I do not mean that I want to dress up in women's noir-styled dresses...you're a bunch of sickos just for thinking I'd do something like that. *humph*)

Anyhoo...I wanted to apologize for the last post - blatant, sickening self-hype and promotion. Disgusting. In fact I've lost nearly all respect for myself, I can't believe I would have stooped so low! Please forgive me, and take my word that I will never do anything so crassly-arrogant ever again.

So...Wanna see something cool?

#1 of about 36,400.
I'm now going to admire myself in the mirror...