The Toast of the Town made up some rules about lunch

I thought I should post them. Kindly used without even asking.

Since there has been some confusion on what to do during your
"relaxing" Lunch/Dinner hour/ half-hour, these are some rules I set up to follow
regarding how it is spent.

1) One has the right to spend Lunch/Dinner by themselves
2) One has the right to spend it the way they want so long as it does
not affects another's enjoyment of their Lunch/Dinner
3) One may invite someone to Lunch/Dinner.
A)One may spend this time with people with the understanding
that it is for the sake of the Lunch/Dinner.
a)This is not a commitment. This is Lunch/Dinner, not
a marriage.
b) There is no such thing as a universal invitation.
B) One may decline an invitation(excuse is Optional).
C) One is not "stood up" to Lunch/Dinner if one is not invited
to Lunch/Dinner (see Rule #1)

4) If Person A is out for Lunch/Dinner and runs into Person B, Person A
may to join B if Person B chooses to revoke Rule #1
5) Food and drama don't mix. This isn't "Hell's Kitchen"
6) What's said at Lunch/Dinner, stays at Lunch/Dinner. . . unless Rule
#2 is broken.
7) See Rule #1


Now that this is established, I can continue on with my menu reading .

PS Yeah, I'm a jerk. . .


Fjord - helping luncheon-goers everywhere. Know your rights!