hmm...perhaps twenty-oooh-six will be the year that I finally become a Supervillain.
I can see a lot of benefits to that kind of career move.
1) A cool Lair.
2) An array of spiffy vehicles.
3) Large cashflow.
4) Uber-hot lovers.
5) A mob of tough-guys to carry out my orders.
And that's just a few. Probly get good tables at all the best restaurants, skyboxes for the big games, and a whole bunch of other great crap. However, it seems as though, at least in the preliminary stages, all signs are pointing out that this year will actually be THE YEAR OF THE MUMMY!
No, I didn't see it coming, but take a look at what's been in the news the last couple days.
Bog Mummy
House Mummy
Human Skin For Books
Frenchman keeps frozen parents
Jeesh, that's weird.
Anyways, I just read this fabulous post over at Fafblog, you should read the whole thing. It's staggeringly great.
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