We've got "the Wolf" from Pulp Fiction, and we've got "the Cleaner" from the Professional,
and now, I give you, "The Mop"
and now, I give you, "The Mop"
His introduction would be to a group of toughs, which would create general hilarity...
"The Mop!?! What the fuck man...hahaha, why do you have a dumb-assed name like "The Mop?"
And the Mop would be all grim and grab one of the guys by the lapels and get all up in his face, which would cut the frivolity real quick. Plus he's got schmeggy mop-water breath.
"They call me the Mop, because I clean up after little shits like you make a mess."
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