Turned out it was last night.

15,000 hits...that's NIIIIIIICE!

Kickass. Thanks Fjordlings!

In return, I'll write you some non-fiction...a real life D. Tsunami moment.

So yesterday I was at the dentists office. It's been near five years since any professional has looked at my choppers, and I was...pretty nervous. So after I gets my X-rays, I get set for the bad news, when the dentist comes in. She's young, Asian, attractive...and I figger if someone's going to make my mouth hurt - it really couldn't get any better.

So, after checking out the bad spots on the X-rays, she goes ahead and starts givin' me the 'ole "oral cancer" check. Jeesh, pretty nerve wracking knowing any second a lovely Asian dentist could say, "Oop, you've got mouth cancer."

However, while she's lookin' around in there, she 's moving a mirror around various places, and she goes, "God, you've got a great tongue! It does exactly what I want it to do." It was the first time (outside er...umm...yaknow...the sex) I'd been complemented on my tongue. The next thing I knew, I was thinkin' "this young Asian dentist is hot for my tongue!"

Of course, the ways of the Dentite are strange and mysterious...for after the exam and cleaning, she took off her latex gloves, and as she did, I shot a quick glance over at her hand. Yup, sure enough, a big fat ring explained the story of a rich husband, nice house, probly a nice car too.

However, it was still super nice to walk out of Wednesday with a tongue compliment.

P.S.
I wanted to mention, that I think all of your tongues are amazing! Keep up the good work with those little guys!

-Tsunami-