Monday, October 24, 2005

Hello My Friendly Fjordian

gangsta's and gangsta'-ettes.

Sorry it's been a while, but, there's been some shit going on.
Some seriously heavy shit.
What kind of shit Mr. Tsunami - yer all askin'...
Wellllllllll...
It's in the data-stream right now, and that's what I've been dealing with. Seriously...some heavy binary shit. On-off, transmitting-receiving, positive-negative, Monday-Saturday, rich-poor, healthy-sick, clean-dirty, yin-yang, one-zero. You get that right...binary.
Now I understand you all might think I'm being a bit obtuse, snickering behind your hands, whispering to each other, "We figured that all out, like, in the third grade."
But it isn't like that. Not even close to like that. In fact, answer this question:
Am I the 1 that's filling up your 0
Or are you the 1 devouring me?

Of course, I realize this is just another in the long string of assaults that Fjord has had to deal with over the short (altho long in internet time) lifespan. But it's been pretty pressing, and taken up much of my time. (the rest filled with football, baseball and reading copious numbers of Romance Novels.)

Now, today was a (I don't know if the word "great" should be added here, but,) milestone in the internet, as it marked the creation of the blog that broke the 20-million number. That's a hella' lotta blogs. However, I was also made aware that it was started by some skool-children's to talk about a fucking race they just had.

I've seen what even a few months of blogging can do to grown men (such as my counterparts here at Fjord) and don't think I'm not suffering from having my life broken by the massive binary torture-rack...because, like I said, there's some heavy shit going on right now. Anyways, I'd like to see those piss-ant kids write 400 posts, then we'll find out what kind of slobbering retards they've become.

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