Wednesday, November 28, 2007

WWAMLMDD!

For those of you not familiar with the terminology, that's "What would a minor league media demon do?" I think there's some helpful advice in there, and perhaps something that might even be useful for your daily life. Say, you walk into the restroom and a co-worker's busy vomiting in there! Well, you could be like a normal person and leave them in peace, or you could ask WWAMLMDD? Clearly a minor league media demon would bust into the stall with a camera, snap a pic or two, then skedaddle! At the worst, you've got a photo that will drive traffic to your website or blog, and perhaps a recurring idea thread, something along the lines of "people who puke." Of course, if you're really lucky, you've got blackmail material which you might ride to promotion after promotion! Don't kid yourself, it's the 21st century, and if you wanna be, you too [sic] can be a minor league media demon! Just keep asking yourself, WWAMLMDD?! In a few weeks, you're not asking yourself what would a minor league media demon do, you are doing it - because you are one! Happy Demoning!

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